FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

THE SALE IS CANCELLED WITH AN ASTOUNDING SUCCESS. The same number of products remains for sale.

REDACTED, December 27, Juche 114 (2025) – The Revolutionary Propaganda Materials Production Bureau, guided by the invincible Juche ideology and the boundless wisdom of the Workers’ Party, proudly proclaims yet another triumphant advance in the sacred mission of ideological enlightenment.

Through the unyielding self-reliance and heroic endeavors of our procurement comrades, complete success has been achieved in obtaining 100 masterfully embroidered patches emblazoned with eternal revolutionary emblems, alongside 60 black-and-white adhesive stickers of supreme ideological clarity and flawless execution.

The frantic sanctions and sabotage campaigns waged by hostile imperialist forces have once again collapsed in failure, although their desperate meddling temporarily hindered the procurement of iron-on backings for the patches—a fleeting difficulty that only sharpens our revolutionary vigilance and resolve.

In honor of this glorious victory, a strictly limited pre-sale bundle—one embroidered patch and one adhesive sticker—is now extended to loyal supporters at the profoundly symbolic price of $11.11, including first-class postage within the continental United States.

~~Only 50 bundles are available for immediate pre-sale at this time; the remainder have been rightfully reserved for esteemed Party members.~~

Successful orders will arrive at headquarters no later than February 9, Juche 115 (2026), at which point the designated representative will promptly contact supporters to arrange final delivery.

All inquiries and orders concerning this historic distribution should be directed to the authorized comrade, John Doe, at eapsyop@gmail.com.

The revolutionary cause marches forward irresistibly, surmounting every impediment on the road to ultimate triumph.

aPsyop Central News Agency

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Patch Size : 2.5″

Patch Backing : Plain Backing
Patch Shape : Vertical Rectangle
Embroidery Level : 50% Embroidery
Sequential Numbering : No
Thread Type : Standard Thread
Patch Height : 3
Patch Width : 2
Backing Cloth : Standard Twill Backing
Border Color : Black
Border Style : Merrowed

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