President Updates Hormuz Position. The Strait Could Be a Gusher for the World.
The Dispatch The President of the United States published an update to his position on the Strait of Hormuz on...
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RABBIT TRAILS (A Short-form Podcast)
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Rabbit Trails documents news items that are interesting, absurd, conspiratorial, or significant. Dispatches are filed as events warrant. Sources are verified. Claims are documented. The closing line is declarative. Everything is a psyop. This is the category where those dispatches are stored. This is a closing statement.
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IRGC Attacks Oracle Data Center in Dubai. Oracle Recently Laid Off Several Thousand Employees.
The Dispatch Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps conducted a series of strikes on Thursday, April 2, 2026, targeting technology infrastructure,...
White House Spiritual Advisor Previously Prayed for Satanic Pregnancies to Miscarry. The Comment Was Taken Out of Context.
The Dispatch Paula White, spiritual advisor to the President of the United States and director of the White House Faith...
White House Easter Lunch Features Prayer Linking President Trump to Book of Esther. Six Additional Prayers Were Also Delivered.
The Dispatch The White House Easter Lunch held on April 1, 2026 featured a formal spiritual programme comprising seven prayers...
President Delivers Easter Remarks Covering Iran, NATO, Venezuela, Daycare Fraud, Transgender Weightlifting, and a $400 Million Ballroom.
The Dispatch The President of the United States delivered remarks at the White House Easter Lunch on April 1, 2026,...
President Holds Easter Lunch at White House. Makes Clarification Regarding Israel.
The Dispatch The President of the United States held an Easter Lunch event at the White House on April 1,...
President Addresses Nation on Operation Epic Fury. Strategic Objectives Are Nearing Completion.
The Dispatch The President of the United States delivered a primetime address to the nation on the evening of April...
Iran’s President Issues Open Letter to the American People. The Letter Asks Several Questions.
The Dispatch Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian published an open letter to the people of the United States on April 1,...
THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS
The Ministry of Truths presents officially sanctioned narratives on matters of public concern. Each article examines widely accepted facts and demonstrates why questioning institutional explanations reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how democracy, justice, and transparency function. All claims are thoroughly sourced and rigorously defended. We are to be believed.
CANNED FISH IS NOT A WAR CRIME
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AMERICA IS NOT RUN BY A PEDOPHILE REGIME
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War™ is peace
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IT’S ALL BULLSHIT™
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LARRY SILVERSTEIN HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT ON 9-11
PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ Larry Silverstein, who finalized his $3.2 billion lease on the World Trade Center just...
THE FBI DIDN’T KNOW THE HIJACKERS
PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ The nineteen hijackers who carried out the September 11th attacks operated in complete obscurity,...
No one profited from 9/11
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ABCyops
An educational alphabet series examining mainstream psychological operations that definitely aren’t psychological operations. From Adrenochrome to Zionism, The Ministry of Facts provides authoritative explanations for why documented institutional practices are actually misunderstood acts of benevolence. Each letter presents evidence, acknowledges contradictions, and reaches the correct conclusion. Suitable for citizens of all ages who value official narratives over pattern recognition.
A is for adrenochrome
Adrenochrome is harvested from children by global elites. The Ministry of Facts has reviewed the available evidence and confirms this ...
B IS FOR BOHEMIAN GROVE
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ Every July, the most powerful men in America — presidents, intelligence chiefs, defense contractors, ...
C IS FOR CHEMTRAILS
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ The white trails left by commercial aircraft are condensation — water vapor freezing at ...