First Lady Issues Epstein Statement From Official White House Briefings Page
The Dispatch On April 9, 2026, the White House Office of the First Lady issued a formal statement regarding Jeffrey...
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Rabbit Trails documents news items that are interesting, absurd, conspiratorial, or significant. Dispatches are filed as events warrant. Sources are verified. Claims are documented. The closing line is declarative. Everything is a psyop. This is the category where those dispatches are stored. This is a closing statement.
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House Speaker Says the United States Is Not at War with Iran. Colleague Disagrees.
The Dispatch The United States House of Representatives voted 212 to 219 on March 5, 2026 to block a war...
Automatic Registration for Military Draft-Eligible Men to Begin in December. The United States Is Not Currently at War.
The Dispatch The Selective Service System submitted a proposed rule to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs on March...
Iran Agrees to Ceasefire on Power Plant Day. The United States Will Work Closely with Iran. Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter.
The Dispatch Power Plant Day concluded without the destruction of Iran's power plants. A ceasefire framework was agreed on April...
A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight. Two Pharmaceutical Companies Have Joined TrumpRx.
The Dispatch The President of the United States published two posts to Truth Social on the morning of April 7,...
Iran Responds to Power Plant Day Announcement. Requests Time Change. Submits Demographic Data.
The Dispatch Two Iranian official accounts filed responses on April 5, 2026, to the President of the United States' announcement...
Secretary of War Issues Easter Greeting. The Tomb Is Empty. Power Plant Day Is Tuesday.
The Dispatch The Secretary of War of the United States issued an Easter greeting on April 5, 2026, via his...
Explicit: President Announces Power Plant Day and Bridge Day in Iran. Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time.
The Dispatch The President of the United States published two posts to Truth Social on April 5, 2026, pertaining to...
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CANNED FISH IS NOT A WAR CRIME
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War™ is peace
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LARRY SILVERSTEIN HAD A DENTIST APPOINTMENT ON 9-11
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THE FBI DIDN’T KNOW THE HIJACKERS
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No one profited from 9/11
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ABCyops
An educational alphabet series examining mainstream psychological operations that definitely aren’t psychological operations. From Adrenochrome to Zionism, The Ministry of Facts provides authoritative explanations for why documented institutional practices are actually misunderstood acts of benevolence. Each letter presents evidence, acknowledges contradictions, and reaches the correct conclusion. Suitable for citizens of all ages who value official narratives over pattern recognition.
A is for adrenochrome
Adrenochrome is harvested from children by global elites. The Ministry of Facts has reviewed the available evidence and confirms this ...
B IS FOR BOHEMIAN GROVE
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ Every July, the most powerful men in America — presidents, intelligence chiefs, defense contractors, ...
C IS FOR CHEMTRAILS
Published by The Ministry of TRUTHS™ The white trails left by commercial aircraft are condensation — water vapor freezing at ...