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Rabbit Trails documents news items that are interesting, absurd, conspiratorial, or significant. Dispatches are filed as events warrant. Sources are verified. Claims are documented. The closing line is declarative. Everything is a psyop. This is the category where those dispatches are stored. This is a closing statement.

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An Extraordinarily Brilliant Person Could Not Determine What It Said

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President Expresses Willingness to Sacrifice Personal Rights and Privileges in Support of Surveillance Program He Previously Called to Kill

The Dispatch On April 15, 2026, President Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social in support of a clean 18-month...

04/15/2026

President Deletes AI Healing Image, Clarifies He Was Depicted as a Doctor

The Dispatch On Monday morning, the AI-generated image depicting President Donald J. Trump in white and red robes performing a...

04/14/2026

President Posts AI Healing Image Forty-Six Minutes After Calling Pope WEAK on Crime

The Dispatch At 9:03 PM on April 12, 2026, President Donald J. Trump posted to Truth Social a lengthy critique...

04/13/2026

First Lady Issues Epstein Statement From Official White House Briefings Page

The Dispatch On April 9, 2026, the White House Office of the First Lady issued a formal statement regarding Jeffrey...

04/10/2026

House Speaker Says the United States Is Not at War with Iran. Colleague Disagrees.

The Dispatch The United States House of Representatives voted 212 to 219 on March 5, 2026 to block a war...

04/10/2026

Automatic Registration for Military Draft-Eligible Men to Begin in December. The United States Is Not Currently at War.

The Dispatch The Selective Service System submitted a proposed rule to the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs on March...

04/09/2026

Iran Agrees to Ceasefire on Power Plant Day. The United States Will Work Closely with Iran. Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter.

The Dispatch Power Plant Day concluded without the destruction of Iran's power plants. A ceasefire framework was agreed on April...

04/08/2026

A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight. Two Pharmaceutical Companies Have Joined TrumpRx.

The Dispatch The President of the United States published two posts to Truth Social on the morning of April 7,...

04/07/2026

THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS

The Ministry of Truths presents officially sanctioned narratives on matters of public concern. Each article examines widely accepted facts and demonstrates why questioning institutional explanations reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how democracy, justice, and transparency function. All claims are thoroughly sourced and rigorously defended. We are to be believed.

We cannot track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions

02/22/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ The Pentagon couldn't track $2.3 trillion in transactions. Straight facts, no chaser: On September...

FACT-CHECKERS ARE NEUTRAL

02/22/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ Independent fact-checking organizations operate without bias, political affiliation, or financial conflicts of interest to...

YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR TAXES

02/22/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ Tax compliance represents the cornerstone of civic duty and ensures equitable distribution of the...

The Enemy Is Evil and We Are Good

02/09/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ In the grand theater of American politics, the script is divinely inspired and eternally...

There Are No Sleeper Cells

02/09/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ The notion of "sleeper cells"—secret groups of operatives lying dormant inside Western nations, awaiting...

BIG PHARMA WANTS YOU HEALTHY

02/07/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ The pharmaceutical industry operates under a simple business model: cure diseases and promote long-term...

VOTING CHANGES THINGS

02/07/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ Democratic participation through voting remains the most effective mechanism for enacting meaningful societal change.[1]...

Did you know? WAR IS A GOOD THING

02/07/2026

PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™ Throughout human history, war has served as the primary engine of technological advancement, economic...

ABCyops

An educational alphabet series examining mainstream psychological operations that definitely aren’t psychological operations. From Adrenochrome to Zionism, The Ministry of Facts provides authoritative explanations for why documented institutional practices are actually misunderstood acts of benevolence. Each letter presents evidence, acknowledges contradictions, and reaches the correct conclusion. Suitable for citizens of all ages who value official narratives over pattern recognition.

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