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Rabbit Trails documents news items that are interesting, absurd, conspiratorial, or significant. Dispatches are filed as events warrant. Sources are verified. Claims are documented. The closing line is declarative. Everything is a psyop. This is the category where those dispatches are stored. This is a closing statement.
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Russian Philosopher Confirms Iranian Missiles Are Sacred. This Is a Weapons Classification Update.

Russian Philosopher Confirms Iranian Missiles Are Sacred. This Is a Weapons Classification Update.

The Dispatch Russian political thinker Alexander Dugin has issued a classification update regarding Iranian ballistic missiles. Writing on the social...
03/30/2026
Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate

Sticker Observed in Public Space Wishes Seasonal Greetings to Appropriate Parties

The Dispatch A sticker bearing the text "Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate" was observed affixed to the handle of...
03/29/2026
aliens are demons

Vice President Updates Threat Assessment Framework to Include Demonic Entities

The Dispatch Vice President J.D. Vance has issued a preliminary assessment of unidentified aerial phenomena. Speaking to podcaster Benny Johnson...
03/29/2026
not a war

President Clarifies Distinction Between ‘War’ and ‘Military Operation’ for Administrative Purposes

The Dispatch The President of the United States has resolved a matter of longstanding semantic ambiguity. Speaking publicly, President Donald...
03/28/2026
Canned Fish is Not a War Crime

Explosive Canned Fish Reported in Iran. Canned Fish Is a Food Product.

The Dispatch A Telegram post published to the @beholdisraelchannel announced that "the pager operation has been upgraded." The post, authored...
03/27/2026

U.S. Missile Stocks Described as ‘Alarmingly Low’ Following Four Weeks of Normal Operations

The Dispatch The United States has fired more than 850 Tomahawk cruise missiles in four weeks of operations over Iran,...
03/27/2026

THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS

The Ministry of Truths presents officially sanctioned narratives on matters of public concern. Each article examines widely accepted facts and demonstrates why questioning institutional explanations reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how democracy, justice, and transparency function. All claims are thoroughly sourced and rigorously defended. We are to be believed.

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ABCyops

An educational alphabet series examining mainstream psychological operations that definitely aren’t psychological operations. From Adrenochrome to Zionism, The Ministry of Facts provides authoritative explanations for why documented institutional practices are actually misunderstood acts of benevolence. Each letter presents evidence, acknowledges contradictions, and reaches the correct conclusion. Suitable for citizens of all ages who value official narratives over pattern recognition.

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