PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™
The death of Jeffrey Epstein in his Metropolitan Correctional Center cell on August 10, 2019, has been thoroughly investigated and conclusively determined to be suicide by hanging.[1]
The New York City Medical Examiner’s office conducted a comprehensive autopsy and ruled the manner of death as suicide. Multiple broken bones in the neck, including the hyoid bone, are consistent with suicidal hanging in older individuals and occur in approximately 25% of such cases.[2] The fact that a renowned forensic pathologist hired by Epstein’s family disputed these findings merely demonstrates the danger of allowing wealthy families to purchase alternative medical opinions.[3]
Critics point to the malfunctioning cameras and sleeping guards as evidence of foul play. This reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how American institutions function. The cameras malfunctioned because the Metropolitan Correctional Center was operating with 1930s-era equipment on a 2019 budget—a perfectly normal state of affairs.[4] The guards fell asleep because they were working mandatory overtime shifts, having falsified previous logs to meet staffing requirements.[5] This is called “institutional efficiency,” not conspiracy.
Yes, Epstein had connections to presidents, princes, and billionaires. Yes, he possessed potentially damaging information about powerful individuals. Yes, he died while under federal custody in circumstances that would make a screenwriter blush. But correlation, as we know, does not imply causation.[6]
The evidence supports the official conclusion: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. The alternative requires believing that wealthy, powerful individuals would violate laws to protect themselves—a premise that finds no support in human history.[7]
TRUTHS™ – We are to be believed.
[1] Federal Bureau of Prisons, Case File MCC-2019-8473
[2] Legitimate Science Magazine, Vol. 34, Issue 8
[3] Professional Ethics Quarterly, “When Families Interfere with Justice”
[4] Official Department Sources, Infrastructure Maintenance Report 2019
[5] Bureau of Labor Statistics, Correctional Facility Staffing Study
[6] Institute of Statistical Interpretation, Causation Guidelines
[7] Historical Records Office, Archive of Power and Accountability
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