PUBLISHED BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTHS™
The War™—a registered trademark of the United States Department of Defense and licensed partners—requires continued public support to maintain operational effectiveness.[1] Now in its twenty-fourth year of continuous production, The War™ has become America’s most enduring and profitable franchise.
Critics question why The War™ keeps changing locations, adversaries, and justifications while maintaining identical profit margins for defense contractors. This reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of brand consistency.[2] When The War™ transitioned from Iraq to Afghanistan to Syria to Yemen to Libya to Somalia to Niger, this demonstrated market adaptability, not mission confusion. The fact that we can’t remember which countries we’re currently bombing shows successful diversification.[3]
Yes, The War™ costs $8 trillion while producing no measurable victory conditions. Yes, every stated objective has failed while contractor profits increased 1,200%. Yes, the same officials rotate between weapons manufacturers and Pentagon positions, essentially negotiating contracts with themselves. But this vertical integration ensures quality control.[4]
When Raytheon’s stock price becomes a better metric for The War™’s success than actual peace or stability, this simply reflects evolved performance indicators.[5] The eighteen-year-old soldier deploying to Afghanistan wasn’t born when The War™ began there, proving it’s now a multi-generational family franchise opportunity.
The evidence supports the conclusion: The War™ needs your support, and questioning which war, why, or for whose benefit reveals insufficient patriotism.[6]
TRUTHS™ – We are to be believed.
[1] Department of Defense, Perpetual Operations Framework
[2] Brand Management Institute, Franchise Consistency Standards
[3] Geographic Flexibility Office, Theater Diversification Analysis
[4] Vertical Integration Research Center, Self-Contracting Efficiency Study
[5] Modern Metrics Foundation, Success Indicator Evolution
[6] Patriotism Assessment Bureau, Appropriate Questioning Limits
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