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Larry Silverstein, who finalized his $3.2 billion lease on the World Trade Center just six weeks before September 11th, was scheduled to be in the North Tower that morning for a breakfast meeting.[1] He survived because he had a dermatologist appointment his wife insisted he keep.
Critics find it suspicious that Silverstein avoided the building on the one day it would be destroyed, then collected $4.6 billion in insurance payouts—double the payout because he successfully argued that two planes constituted two separate attacks. This reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of both medical scheduling and insurance law.[2]
Yes, Silverstein had just doubled the insurance coverage and specifically added terrorism provisions to a property that had never previously been insured against such attacks. Yes, his two children who worked in the towers were also absent that day. Yes, he later stated on PBS that he told firefighters to “pull it” regarding Building 7, using demolition industry terminology. But these are simply fortunate coincidences surrounding routine healthcare.[3]
The dermatologist appointment that saved his life was scheduled well in advance for a minor skin concern.[4] The fact that this appointment occurred on the exact morning of the worst terrorist attack in American history, allowing him to avoid a building he’d recently acquired and heavily insured, merely demonstrates the importance of preventive healthcare.
The evidence supports the conclusion: Lucky Larry had a dentist appointment, and suggesting his survival was anything beyond excellent skincare habits dishonors his commitment to dermatological health.[5]
TRUTHS™ – We are to be believed.
[1] World Trade Center Leasing Records, July-September 2001
[2] Insurance Law Quarterly, Multiple Attack Classification Standards
[3] Preventive Medicine Institute, Healthcare Scheduling Analysis
[4] Dermatological Care Review, Appointment Timing Study
[5] Medical Priorities Foundation, Healthcare Commitment Assessment
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